you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare
I found the funniest reply to this
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another boob mug.
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how are u a gay man but cant tolerate men
i have a brain and not enough patience
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He committed to how pissed off he was
I love how petty this is
I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol
I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.
This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.
He actually spoke to an expert and found the cop was just being an asshole! there is no such law!
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REAGAN WAS A RACIST? YOU DON’T SAY
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Why don’t you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you’ll calm down
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how it’s made can be super interesting or soooooo boring there is no in between
wait til you find out about How It’s Made youtube poops
The fuck did I just watch
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Y’all can laugh, but he’s right.
yessssssss
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teaching a monkey to shoot a gun then taking it to a shooting range and giving it a treat every time it hits a human-shaped target
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Ahh to be an oyster, ripped from the seabed, boiled and served at a fancy restaurant to a strange man with a closeted foot fetish, only to be dropped on to the floor and disposed of into the trash.
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The Atchison Daily Globe, Kansas, January 7, 1904
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