1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend
legend has it theres life outside the internet
[doesn’t talk to anyone at all] why don’t i have any friends
until I have seen your face you look like your icon
this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime
Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots
Love these they’re so cute
holy fuck how
tryna get the teachers attention like
why cant i delete my stocks app this is BULLSHIT
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken