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Jason The Writer

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Some dude:
Makeup is false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about how pretty they are!
Some dude:
Haircuts are false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about their hairstyles happening organically!
Some dude:
Leg shaving is false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about having naturally hairless legs!
Some dude:
Deodorant is false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about naturally smelling like an ocean breeze!
Some dude:
Clothes are false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about the skin on their legs being made of denim!
Some dude:
Shoes are false advertising! Women are LYING TO US about how resistant the bottoms of their feet are to rough terrain!
Some dude:
I apparently have limited OBJECT PERMANENCE and don't REALIZE that there is a DIFFERENCE between ALTERING something's APPEARANCE and LYING about it.
Some dude:
Also I view WOMEN as PRODUCTS and I think that the way they PRESENT themselves is an ADVERTISEMENT designed for my CONSUMPTION.
Some dude:
THIRDLY, I don't UNDERSTAND why blaming WOMEN for doing things to meet the unreachable STANDARD created by my fellow MEN is an awful lot like TRIPPING someone and then making FUN of them for FALLING.